impatient.

seriously...i should already be in LA by now. I am so ready its ridiculous. I crave, no NEED adventure. I am so bored. oh and i have been representin hard core for give up america. now all i need to do is get fork stabbed.

viva la michel gondry

evil gus

Fake.

Someone has been going around and putting up fake american apparel ads. i enjoy this very much.

furvets.

hair IS art.

and sometimes its just bad...


and sometimes its kinda creepy...



other times...its just great.

mmmhmmm

i like the carebear stare at the end...

Restless

Last night a friend of mine said "you just have a restless heart, anywhere you go you never felt settled" How true these words are...Onward towards the next adventure!

crazy cat people

some people really need hobbies. (and i dont mean playing 50 different games with your cat...thats so sad it makes me want to cry. more so for the cat)

TWILIGHT

I read all four books in less than a week. This fact is not something I am proud of. They are the stupidest and worse written books I have ever read. and yet i couldnt stop reading them... they are like crack. do not start to read them, you will regret it. am i going to watch the movie next week? yes. will i enjoy it? no. DAMN YOU TWILIGHT!!!

Solid Gold..party

phifes in a commercial!

worst music videos of all time

soak em in...

i live in give up america

and i am its president. bring me meat, coke, firearms and ciggarettes...lifes about to get interesting. motto of the month "fuck it" i like this new prospect....i will let you know how it goes. live fast and die young...

FEAR ME,LOVE ME

Top five reasons why i am(still) in love with david bowie

1. he is funny


2.he is a dreamboat


3.he's got moves


4.he's an icon


5.he writes lyrics such as "slap that baby, make him free!". oh and he probably fucked mick jagger.

The worst

drivers arent stereotypes (women,asians,old ppl) they are middle aged white dudes who drive SUV's with California plates. learn how to merge you pieces of shit. a blinker and horn arent just things for your four year old spoiled little shit kids to play with while you leave them in you car while you run into starbucks, they are actually useful tools for your daily drive. especially the horn, which you need to warn other drivers that you are on the road and driving at ridiculously high speeds, maybe if you took off those giant BLACKED OUT (probably womans) ed hardy glasses you could actually see the road and the fear on everyones faces as you get way to close to their cars to zip over to wherever "important" place you are off to. FUCK. why am i ranting about this you ask? because on my way home i almost got hit by THREE of these douchebags. oh and its like a 3 mile drive...i was just over on plumas and mccaran which must be like theyre reno MECCA (there is a starbucks, hair salon and golf course within 1 mile of eachother.) hmmm well i feel better now. i like this whole blogging thing...."dear diary...."

I also love creepy things

here is a gallery of some of my favorite creepy things....hope you can still sleep at night. i am a creep.

bliggidy bliggidy blog

Lets start off with a quick about me.....
well i am just your average 23 year old girl from alaska...a mustache enthusiast who enjoys the finer things in life such as old school hip hop music videos, gin, down comforters, bad jokes, dryer sheets, bjork, americas funniest home videos, sci fi, david bowie, anything western, high heels and shows about serial killers. I dont however care for moths, love stories, bacon (the food not kevin), whole xanex bars, people who punch out windows, that fat guy who does impressions on tv....frank something, bill orielly, mystery bruises or phrases such as "joe six pack" I drink to much and never have any money. i also hardly ever use caps when i type, so deal with it. i read a lot but i am a horrid speller. i live to travel and try new things....i am trying to map out my next grand adventure with my best friend ileczandria. somewhere warm is high on the priority list. i have lots of friends and they truly are cooler than yours. unless you happen to be a friend in which case you are welcome. welp i am going to go nurse a hangover and continue to answer to the drunk myspace bulletin i posted last night. later bitches...