Monday, October 20, 2008
The worst
drivers arent stereotypes (women,asians,old ppl) they are middle aged white dudes who drive SUV's with California plates. learn how to merge you pieces of shit. a blinker and horn arent just things for your four year old spoiled little shit kids to play with while you leave them in you car while you run into starbucks, they are actually useful tools for your daily drive. especially the horn, which you need to warn other drivers that you are on the road and driving at ridiculously high speeds, maybe if you took off those giant BLACKED OUT (probably womans) ed hardy glasses you could actually see the road and the fear on everyones faces as you get way to close to their cars to zip over to wherever "important" place you are off to. FUCK. why am i ranting about this you ask? because on my way home i almost got hit by THREE of these douchebags. oh and its like a 3 mile drive...i was just over on plumas and mccaran which must be like theyre reno MECCA (there is a starbucks, hair salon and golf course within 1 mile of eachother.) hmmm well i feel better now. i like this whole blogging thing...."dear diary...."
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dear diary,
maybe those dudes drive badly because they have such tiny tiny dicks.
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