you silly bitch...

dear people who post pictures of themselves on myspace that are clearly staged, we all know you took that picture of yourself and that that beer you are pretending to be drinking isnt open or has been infact empty for about three days before you pulled it outta the trash for a "prop". for christ sake your cigarette isnt even lit! you dont look cool...maybe next time you should try taking a picture of yourself laying on your bed in your underwear (black and white so its "artsy" of course)where you look away from the camera in a "oh me? you just caught me laying around..in my underwear..." type of picture because that really makes you look intelligent. oh wait..you probably already have one.